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Warnings, disclaimers, truths, half-truths, and little white lies:

This is a work of fiction (maybe). It contains sexy scenes of 3-somes, self-bondage, BDSM, watersports, creamy liquid, and other cool lurid acts. All fictional characters are portrayed as adults (this is true). These adults, however, may have existed or presently exist as themselves and have had these experiences (uh-hum... yours truly...yes, really!!). The story is meant to entertain. There are no further pretensions or objectives to the story.

Hope you enjoy my ramblings (and life experiences)! That's what it is meant for! It's just for pure playful fun... Nothing more. Well, between the fun, there might be something serious to learn here. If you pay careful attention. Yeah, just maybe.

But, I really hope you have fun laughing at my crazy antics a bit! Trust me, I do!

Life is too fragile and short for anything else!

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Oh! Hey, it's you again! Cool! I am so happy!! Really, I am glad you're back! We have a lot of ground to cover today. So, I hope you are well-rested.

I thought I might have scared you off! After that last "reveal" about myself, I thought you would think that this was getting way too weird! Ya' know, maybe you were thinking that I needed a psychoanalyst for my sex addiction!

It even ran through my mind that you didn't like my new haircut. But, oh yeah, you can't see me. It's short! I kinda look like that cherry blond kid I told you about. You know, me when I was younger.

A bit of a disaster. Crap! ... Don't ask!

Well, alright - I'll tell you. I got the new girl down at Shirley's hair salon that they just hired. Laverne. Who the Christ would give their kid that name? I don't know either! As you can see, this did not have a good start. Anyway, I had an appointment and arrived kind of early.

"Hi, Nicola. I'm Laverne. I'm new here. How do you want it?"

"Ummh. I guess just a bit shorter, but not too much," I responded a bit undecided.

Now, I don't want to be someone that complains, but did you understand my last sentence? I mean, tell me. Did it make sense? "a...bit...shorter..." Yeah, this is English, right? For me too! I agree with you. Not too much ambiguity there. Don't you think?.

What a freaking mistake! Look. I want to give you some advice. If you are going to get your hair cut with Laverne, you better know what you want. No, you better go there with a freaking architectural drawing, an Engineer, and a Notary Public to sign off the "project". I mean, how the hell was I supposed to know? I figured, she works here, she must know. No? Shirley's is not exactly a French boutique, but I figured they know their gig. I didn't realize until after Laverne was done and I was paying that she was cross-eyed and her hands "trembled like the fairground lights".

I have to talk to Shirley about Laverne. I mean, what the Christ is she thinking with this girl! Tomorrow I will go down there again. A private chat. Maybe I will invite her for a coffee... and spill the beans!

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By the way, wasn't there an old TV show called Laverne