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Sex JokeIntroduction: Quick little jokes/comebacks.As confused as a infant in a titty bar.As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?A. A navel.Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?A. A Klondike BarQ. What did the elephant say to the naked man?A. "How do you breath through something so small?"Q. Why don't women wear watches?A. There's a clock on the stove!Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.Q. What's worse than getting ****d by Jack the Ripper?A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?A. They both like a tight seal.Q. What's Escort the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?A. Love doesn't last forever.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.A. The thief was spending less then his wife.Q. Why do women have small feet?A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Q. Why do men die before their wives?A. They want to.Q. How do men sort out their laundry?A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?A. ET phoned home.Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?A. It doesn't need cleaning.Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt sc****s.Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your Escort Bayan cock?A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!Q. What do you call k**s born in whorehouses?A. Brothel sprouts.Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having c***dren, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?A. Clitty litterQ. I married Miss Right.A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A. When it's time to go back to his c***dhood, he's already there.Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?A. He's smoking a cigarette.Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?A. He worked it out with a pencil.Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're drivingQ. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...A. "Is it in?"Q. What is the cheapest meat?A. Deer Bayan Escort balls, there under a buck.Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?A. The captains log.Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?A. A lesbian with a hard-on.Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?""No!" she shrieked, aghast.So, he dropped her.As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked."Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.He dropped her, too.The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic."Slut!" he said, and dropped her.