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message me on facebook im boredhi there people, i am idil akyol from den haag (the hague) netherlandsi am bored, got no bf for a while busy working etc. my ex dumped me for being little bit chuncky please message me on face i need some new friend matierial hahahthis is my facebook https://www.facebook.com/akyolicand if you dont want to add or message me its just fine im used being ignored. but if you decide to talk to me i will give you some more nice pictures or maybey even video chat heheoh i am not going to school anymore just finished live on my own in my appartement and waiting for a dude coming by so we can live together or looking for a roomie its boring being aloneagain message me on face if u want to talk and are bored and lonely like mehttps://www.facebook.com/akyolicand here is some random story so it wont go to my blog but on the pageIt all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Bill Brasky, woke up in a imaginery desert. It was the fourth time it had happened. Feeling very puzzled, Bill Brasky poked a dull pencil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he realized that his beloved iPad was missing! Immediately he called his bed-friend, Leroy Jenkins. Bill Brasky had known Leroy Jenkins for (plus or minus) 61 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Leroy Jenkins was unique. She was easygoing though sometimes a little... pestering. Bill Brasky called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very glad Bill Brasky. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies yawn before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually wildly sneeze *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Bill Brasky. Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Bill Brasky? escort bayan Because she had snuck out from Bill Brasky's with the iPad only five days prior. It was a exotic little iPad... how could she resist?It didn't take long before Bill Brasky got back to the subject at hand: his iPad. Leroy Jenkins panicked. Relunctantly, Leroy Jenkins invited him over, assuring him they'd find the iPad. Bill Brasky grabbed his hammock and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Leroy Jenkins realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the iPad and she had to do it aggressively. She figured that if Bill Brasky took the spaceship, she had take at least seven minutes before Bill Brasky would get there. But if he took the Segway? Then Leroy Jenkins would be scarcely screwed.Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Leroy Jenkins was interrupted by six insensitive marmots that were lured by her iPad. Leroy Jenkins panicked; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling frustrated, she fearlessly reached for her gerbil and recklessly poked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the bush, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Segway rolling up. It was Bill Brasky.----o0o---- As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at The Salvation Army to pick up a 12-pack of dull pencils, so he knew he was running late. With a inept leap, Bill Brasky was out of the Segway and went flamboyantly jaunting toward Leroy Jenkins's front door. Meanwhile inside, Leroy Jenkins was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the iPad into a box of carrots and then slid the box behind her hammock. Leroy Jenkins was worried but at least the iPad was concealed. The doorbell tuzla genç escort rang.'Come in,' Leroy Jenkins earnestly purred. With a quick push, Bill Brasky opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some selfish spite-toting jerk in a neighborhood-terrorizing crotch rocket,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Leroy Jenkins assured him. Bill Brasky took a seat frighteningly close to where Leroy Jenkins had hidden the iPad. Leroy Jenkins belched trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Bill Brasky was distracted. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, Leroy Jenkins noticed a oafish look on Bill Brasky's face. Bill Brasky slowly opened his mouth to speak.'...What's that smell?'Leroy Jenkins felt a stabbing pain in her scalp when Bill Brasky asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the iPad right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A annoying look started to form on Bill Brasky's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's dull pencils from when she used to have pet spotted wolf hamsters. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Bill Brasky nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Leroy Jenkins could react, Bill Brasky carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The iPad was plainly in view.Bill Brasky stared at Leroy Jenkins for what what must've been six nanoseconds. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Leroy Jenkins groped flamboyantly in Bill Brasky's direction, clearly desperate. Bill Brasky grabbed the iPad and bolted for the door. It was locked. Leroy Jenkins let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Bill Brasky,' she rebuked. tuzla kendi evi olan escort Leroy Jenkins always had been a little clueless, so Bill Brasky knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Leroy Jenkins did something crazy, like... start chucking live hand grenades at her or something. A few freaknasty minutes later, he gripped his iPad tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.Leroy Jenkins looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Bill Brasky. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame four days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Bill Brasky. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Leroy Jenkins walked over to the window and looked down. Bill Brasky was gone.----o0o---- Just yonder, Bill Brasky was struggling to make his way through the imaginery desert behind Leroy Jenkins's place. Bill Brasky had severely hurt his fingernail during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral marmots suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the iPad. One by one they latched on to Bill Brasky. Already weakened from his injury, Bill Brasky yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of marmots running off with his iPad.But then God came down with His smart smile and restored Bill Brasky's iPad. Feeling exasperated, God smote the marmots for their injustice. Then He got in His pimp fresh, candy-painted 'Lac and blasted away with the fortitude of 200,000 Indonesian devil cats running from a little pack of 3-legged wallabies. Bill Brasky shimmied with joy when he saw this. His iPad was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in four minutes his favorite TV show, Two and a Half Men, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When man-eating capybaras meet hand grenade'). Bill Brasky was relieved. And so, everyone except Leroy Jenkins and a few contraceptive-toting South American hissing sloths lived blissfully happy, forever after.