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S.L.U.T.S : Syndicate of Lesbian Unions Training School.

Professor Clitoris Cuntlick, Doctor of Dildoes, Erogenous Emeritus, Dean of Postgraduate and Workplace Sex Studies yesterday delivered the First Annual Report of S.L.U.T.S. She said:

"Ever since we passed the new laws which guaranteed all lesbians the right to collectively organise within their own unions, we have been offering training within the London campus of Dyke University. Fourteen months ago I was fortunate to have been cunt-hunted to head up advanced training and postcoital studies. Of course I had to pass a barrage of challenges determined by the Board, during which I was honoured and proud to have been able to demonstrate my skills in several areas: virgin seduction, advanced dildo fucking, fisting, stimulating arseholes for initial penetration, a practical and theoretical demonstration of the advantages and disadvantages of nipple clamping vis a vis piercing, achieving orgasm through face-fucking, and a selection of bondage and fetish practices. I came to the school with an established reputation in the field of orgiastic planning and practical participation, and I was thrilled to be able to involve the entire Board in a Public Orgy Frolic last midsummer eve upon my induction. We attracted the attention of all the major media outlets, and TV-D-Y-K-E featured the Orgy as part of their Live To Air Summer Fuck Fest!

Of course, with such favourable publicity, applications to attend our wholly residential courses have been so numerous we have had to ask potential participants if they mind sharing accommodation three-to-a-room, rather than the usual two. Applicants have been so enthusiastic that we have had requests for four-shares, and so we are moving to replace some trio-sized beds with wall-to-wall modular bedding, integrated within the floor of the suites. We are achieving this without compromising the in-room spa facilities. gorukle escort Unfortunately, at this point we are unable to offer s